The Media Is Forever

The media is forever telling us to be light-hearted about sex, to play, to giggle. But here's the thing: sex isn't funny. My breasts don’t 'honk’ when you squeeze them. Pulling your penis out of your zipper and turning your pockets inside-out is not a hilarious impression of an elephant. When my vagina makes that noise like a vacuum cleaner back-firing it's because i'm super turned-on and wet. It's highly common and indeed fairly hilarious (in the pub, not in the bedroom). Ultimately, it's not embarrassing it simply shows enthusiasm (and, possibly, a wide-set cervix). The most important thing on a date is a good sense of humour, the most important thing in bed, is that you're good in bed.