We Can Tell If You're Giving Us Oral Purely

We can tell if you're giving us oral purely as a cursory prelude to sex, a “do I have to do this?” reciprocation of the head we've just given you. We can tell if you aren't enjoying it, and it will make us tense and less likely to enjoy the penetration that you are so keen to fast-forward to. A guy once asked if I “took a long time to orgasm?” as if the problem was with my vagina, rather than his shit technique. Get comfy down there, cos chances are you're going to be in it for the long haul.