know I could not have done this if

I know I could not have done this if I wasn't in a committed relationship. It also helps that I’m in my late 40s and don’t need to be fed like a vampire daily. I can make do if I have sex once every three or four days, sometimes longer.

My friends are fascinated by it, although they don’t believe me sometimes. My wife doesn’t even believe me. Heck, as I'm writing this and doing the math in my head—Has it really been 10-plus years? Yep, I guess it has—even I don’t believe me.