The downside is that many potentially fascinating conversations get lost inside my plunging neckline. For a while I tried wearing necklaces—I read in a women's magazine (a dubious source of information on any topic other than osteoporosis) that this would "draw the eye upward." Unfortunately, it merely provided an excuse for men's eyes to linger in this general area:
"Hey, is that a necklace? It's nice; where did you get it?"
"England."
"I've never been to England, but the longer I look at this necklace, you know, the more I feel I have."
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