“It's simple—women need to rub it on something.

“It's simple—women need to rub it on something. Women masturbate with weirder things than men,” says Ghose.

That’s true for an 18-year-old Hispanic bi-sexual woman in the Healthy Strokes survey, who stated: “Will hump anything.”

(There are so many complicated, awesome things about her sexuality, and you need to start taking notes. Find out What Actually Happens During a Female Orgasm.)

Chris Donaghue, Ph.D., a sex therapist and author of Sex Outside the Lines: Authentic Sexuality in a Sexually Dysfunctional Culture, advises men not to overreact to the discovery that their partners have... let's say,eccentric tastes in self-pleasure.